General: Baby Wipes

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So I had a company meeting today. It doesn't happen too often (once a week perhaps) so we always get a sandwich or two in town afterwards. We were talking earlier about general mac maintenance. I wanted to keep my powerbook nice and clean and I wanted something portable:

  • Baby Wipes

Perfect solution for portable powerbook maintenance and only £0.50p from the local highstreet store. They also double up as face and hand wipes for when you have a greasy dinner and want to keep extra clean and hygienic before you put your mucky fingers back onto that aluminium keyboard.

I recommend having a duster or a dry, lint-free cloth to dry the screen after you've wiped it.

Web: Accessibility and people with no brain

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Left-hand navigation: Too many links

Left-hand navigation has become the norm among commercial sites online. While some designers use frames, piling dozens or a hundred links in a <td></td> appearing early in a table row is an accepted practice. There's nothing wrong with it, no matter what some design purists would have you believe.

Quote from Chapter 8 of Building Accessible Websites.

Are you insane? I mean, why on earth would you believe that using a table is perfectly ok for formatting data? Would you type your school report in a spreadsheet program? No? That's because it's a bloody spreadsheet program for formatting tabular data. Do you want to hear something interesting? The table element is for formatting tabular data. If you are incapable of designing a website according to established, accessible, simple standards then get another job and stop ruining it for those of us who work hard for a living.

Update: Just wanted to make a note to my future future self about the past self that this was back when I was stupid. I think the me of late 2005 already had regretted the me of 2004 posting this. In the original iteration of this blog Joe Clark actually posted a comment. All of that is lost now as I’ve switched a million blog systems in the meantime. Keeping this post as a reminder

Words: Satire

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  • Audio pronunciation of satire
  • n.
      1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
      2. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
    1. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

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